I like how Jess grabbed my belt loop with authority and positioned me just where she wanted me before taking a swing.
There's no need to be spanked multiple times when your paddler can hit a home run in one shot.
Back later to do a lot of writing.
Lolz, lack of writing fail.
Thankfully Kara aka Scottsdale came through with pictures from the F*ck V-Day party, which I will happily share with you below. All pix are credited to her (I don't know how to do the C-in-a-circle yet).
The author: double-fisted sexiness.
Ras Dank: Teh Awesome
Beer Koozie in action
Sadly, there were no pictures of the Silicon Valley Roller Girls. But fear not! You to can see them up close and personal on March 6th, 2010 when you attend Malice In Wonderland.
What's this, you ask? Well, it's an action packed double header with serious women's flat track roller derby featuring the Dot Kamikazez vs. the Dockyard Derby Dames in round 1, and the Killabytes vs. the San Diego Hard Corps in round 2.
Doors open at 5:30 pm (San Jose Skate: 397 Blossom Hill Road, San Jose) and tickets are only $10 bucks ($5 for kiddies) and the proceeds for this bout of action go to the Sacred Heart Community Service. A worthy cause!
You can even purchase tickets in advance at Jack's.